EST. 1927 · HALLOWEEN EDITION

The Stars Hollow Gazette

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VOL. XCIX · No. 13
☕ COFFEE'S UP · THE MORNING EDITION
🎃 SPOOKY SPECIES EDITION — now through November 12
Saturday, August 15, 2026 STARS HOLLOW, CONNECTICUT ☕ 8 AM SHARP WEATHER: FOG. CRISP. EERIE.

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✦ THE CREATURE FEATURE OF THE DAY ✦ ★★★★ 9/10

Imortal Jellyfish Named for 'The Immortal Jellyfish' in 2026

In 2026, the Guardian's invertebrate of the year competition highlights the mysterious immortal jellyfish, a species with a lifespan exceeding 100 years.

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  2. 🔭 From the Skies · ★★★★ 9/10

    A Total Solar Eclipse in 2026: A Spectacle Across Europe

    A total solar eclipse swept across parts of Europe and the North Atlantic on 12 August, with the path of totality moving through Greenland, Iceland, Spain, and a small…

  3. 🧪 From the Lab Bench · ★★★★ 9/10

    A Non-Radiation Lung Scan Reveals Early Disease in Kids

    A rapidly advancing MRI technology enables children with chronic lung conditions to detect disease earlier and without radiation exposure, offering a safer diagnostic…

  4. 🎬 From the Culture Desk · ★★★★ 9/10

    Sports Groups Use Movement to Combat Isolation and Build Community

    Three sports groups are using movement to combat isolation and build community, fostering connections and purpose.

  5. 😄 From the Funny Pages · ★★★★ 8/10

    A sports broadcast team hushes the world's most iconic game — and it's a masterpiece of absurdity

    A team of announcers watches the Angels-Royals game in complete silence, sparking a viral debate about the limits of sports commentary and the power of quiet observation.

  6. ☕ Neighbors Doing Good · ★★★★ 9/10

    Bringing the thrill of live music to deaf audiences – with the help of air guitar

    Luke Holdsworth, a deaf musician, uses air guitar to make live music accessible to deaf audiences, blending creativity with inclusivity.